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The Lusty Vegan: The Best of Summer Love & Sex Roundup

Summer is a sexy time. We show more skin, we’re generally in better moods, and the nights are warm enough to have sex outside… Maybe. If you want. Alfresco preferences aside, here are some of the most...

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The Lusty Vegan: When Do You Talk About Your Fantasies?

"What's autoerotic asphyxiation?" Recently, I was texting an ex about a situation he was in with a new girlfriend. (Yes, I’m THAT ex-girlfriend). This particular guy is very experimental, and so far...

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The Lusty Vegan: 5 Health F*ck Ups Guaranteed to Slaughter Your Sex Drive

Summer is over, and fall is here. The change of season can make you a little wonky; You’re just getting into that summertime routine and then BAM, days are short again and you need a jacket. When your...

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The Lusty Vegan: So About That Vegan Strip Club

There’s been quite a stir on the interwebz lately about the emergence of a vegan strip club! A what? Yep. A nude bar where all the food is vegan, all outfits being worn (and taken off) on stage are...

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The Lusty Vegan: Coexisting When You Don’t See Plate-to-Plate

So you’re vegan, and your partner isn’t. Or maybe your an omnivore, or a vegetarian, and your partner is a vegan. Or maybe you’re an everything eater and your partner is gluten-free. Or maybe you’re...

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The Lusty Vegan: Three First Date Ideas That Don’t Involve Food In Your Teeth...

Getting to know someone in a forced social setting is awkward. I’m talking about the dreaded D word here – dating. The typical date lineup is usually dinner and a movie, but neither of those activities...

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The Lusty Vegan: Enjoy the Little Things (And Laugh At Them, Too)

I’m gonna get a little long-winded and sappy today guys, so bear with me. If any of you follow along regularly with this column (Hi, Mom!) then you know that 6 month ago my manfriend and I decided to...

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The Lusty Vegan: Sex As A Symptom

A lagging sex life is the number one signal that something is awry in a relationship, followed by the urge to punch a hole in the wall if you have to watch your partner chew with their mouth open for...

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The Lusty Vegan: How to Craft a Good Apology

Some of us are really awful at apologizing. Instead of making a whoopsie better, we end up backing ourselves into the hole we already dug. Sometimes, it’s an accident. We might really be attempting at...

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Announcing: Feed the Omnis Holiday Recipe Contest

It’s almost holiday time, grassmunchers, and what do we love most about the holiday season? The family, the food, and the free stuff! Wait, what’s that you say? Free stuff!? We’re happily launching our...

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The Lusty Vegan: Holidays Mean It’s Time to Meet the Family

Well this is awkward... I knew my boyfriend had told his parents we were dating when he invited me over for Christmas dinner. See, we had been friends for a very long time, and I knew his family well,...

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The Lusty Vegan: What Are Your Dating Deal-Breakers?

Size is actually not a deal-breaker for me. Surprise! I don’t have any definitive deal-breakers. Wait, wait, I take that back: anything that could warrant extensive jail-time is probably a...

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Announcing the Winner of our Feed the Omnis Recipe Contest!

Hey all! Thanks for everyone who sent us in recipes for our first ever holiday recipe contest. The food porn had us drooling for days. After a tough decision making process (and lots of recipe...

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The Lusty Vegan: 3 Ways of Thinking That Will Improve Your Sex Life

There really is no winning recipe for “good” sex. Everyone likes it a little bit different, and when we put two—or more!– people together in a sexual situation, well they’re going to have to work...

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iEG Crush: Vegan Cuts Beauty and Snack Boxes

I’m not really into moderation, so when it came time to order one of Vegan Cuts boxes, I took two – the beauty box, and the snack box. You can see my excitement in opening the boxes here … Vegan Cuts...

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The Lusty Vegan: Only One Cook in the Kitchen

My manpiece doesn’t cook. Okay, well he tries sometimes. Before we lived together, his kitchen repertoire consisted of: noodles with crazy salt, noodles with cheese, noodles with cheese and crazy salt,...

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Watch This HuffPost Live Video: Do We Still Need Meat?

On December 3rd, iEG founder and bossman Ayinde Howell dished out his vegan insight on Huffpost Live, talking about the veganevolotion and answering the question: do we still need meat?

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Best of The Lusty Vegan: 3 Ways to Talk About Sex When You’re Having Problems...

Before holiday time, iEG staffers like to recycle some of our favorite pieces from the year in a “best of” celebration. Enjoy! Well this talk seems to be going well... Communication is important in...

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Best of the Lusty Vegan: Stop Trying to Change Your Omni Partner

Before holiday time, iEG staffers like to recycle some of our favorite pieces from the year in a “best of” celebration. Enjoy! Recently, I sat on a bench with my darling omni boyfriend enjoying frozen...

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Best of The Lusty Vegan: When Do You Talk About Your Fantasies?

Before holiday time, iEG staffers like to recycle some of our favorite pieces from the year in a “best of” celebration. Enjoy! "What's autoerotic asphyxiation?" Recently, I was texting an ex about a...

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