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Cookies and Jam! Vegan Bake Sale at Gristle Tattoo

Hey friends! So in case you didn’t know, April 20-28 is the official week of the Worldwide Vegan Bake Sale. This fun, yummy global event raises money for a variety of causes, by simply selling sweets!...

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The Lusty Vegan: It’s Business Time (Creating a Sex Signal)

One of the biggest issues I had when cohabitating was a stale sex routine. Not that the actual sex was stale, but now that we were living together and sex was a possibility any time, instead of...

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The Lusty Vegan: Jealousy, the Anti-Romance

Recently I was talking to one of my old college room-mates (I had 13 in 4 years…) who is in a long-distance relationship and is also really insanely jealous, which is basically a Molotov cocktail of...

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The Lusty Vegan: Team iEG Makes Film Debut

For any of you who have been following me on here for the past two years, thank you, thank you, thank you. My Lusty Vegan columns are so much fun to write. I love blogging, and writing in general, but...

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iEG Crush: Lush Gorilla Perfume in Flower’s Barrow

I have been digging this Gorilla Perfume by Lush in Flower’s Barrow. It’s a really unique scent, and not as sweet as I usually go. It’s actually quite savory, with sage and thyme. It also has floral...

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The Lusty Vegan: Cohabitation, Meet Collaboration

The countdown has begun: Exactly 29 days until I move to Hawaii with my boyfriend to work from our tiny studio apartment (iEG, island style!) and help him film a movie I wrote the script for. Exciting...

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The Lusty Vegan: Stop Trying to Change Your Omni Partner. No Really. Stoppit.

Recently, I sat on a bench with my darling omni boyfriend enjoying frozen yogurt (and frozen soy-yogurt for me). I was being silly and rambling on, per usual, about our looming cohabitation date. I...

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Angelina Jolie Writes About Breast Cancer Awareness, Her Double Mastectomy,...

Angelina Jolie, humanitarian, actress and one of America’s biggest sex symbols, recently took the public eye away from her lips when she stepped out in an op-ed piece written for the New York Times...

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The Lusty Vegan: 3 Tips for Approaching Strangers in Public

Burned On Tuesday I met up with the cast and crew of Courtesy Flush for a little bonding experience before we all fly out to set. By “bonding” I mean we went to a bar and relied on our favorite social...

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The Lusty Vegan: Get Out Of My Shower

I am 7 days away from my move to Hawaii, and my new cohabitation situation with my manfriend. We’ve been discussing what will be different in our new living situation (basically everything) and how we...

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The Lusty Vegan: 3 Ways to Talk About Sex When You’re Having Problems Talking...

Well this talk seems to be going well... Communication is important in your relationship, but that doesn’t mean it’s easy. Sometimes—most times—the stuff we really need to talk about are the hardest...

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The Lusty Vegan: What to Do When Your Sex Rhythms Aren’t Aligning

Remember when I wrote about cohabitation being the anti sex? Since I am newly cohabitated, I took a moment to re-read my own advice. One thing I didn’t mention in my previous post is what happens when...

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The Lusty Vegan: Go Away (but come back later)

Ah, alone time! Yesterday afternoon I set off to yoga class. As I drove my new stylish ride, a hulking white minivan, down the coastline toward the studio, something felt weird. I felt like I was...

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The Lusty Vegan: I’m Working on My Non-Violent Communication Skillz

Communication? What communication? If you follow along on TLV, you probably have noticed I jabber about the importance of communicating a great deal. That’s because it’s super important, and also...

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Announcing the Summer Scavenger Hunt Winner

Happy Thursday, grass munchers! I know you’re all busy with your Friday pregames, but we want to taker a second to congratulate the winner of our first-ever scavenger hunt: @mskatrinalim. Congrats to...

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The Lusty Vegan: Of Course Appearances Matter

Not-so-hidden message: "It's okay to be a hooker, as long as you're a pretty hooker." In a world where head transplants may be the next plastic surgery trend, and even our apples have a beauty regimen...

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The Lusty Vegan: Do You Have Sex With Your Phone?

  Not what I meant by "phone sex" ... We all know how attached we are to our phones. However, a study came out last week with results that will startle even the most technologically obsessed among us:...

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The Lusty Vegan: A Sexual “Not-To-Do” List for College Freshmen

Your first year of college is an amazing time of life. It’s a period of growth. It’s also a hard time, and a messy time. You’re trying to find your footing somewhere new, you’re trying to make new...

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The Lusty Vegan: 4 Ways to Stay “In the Moment” During Sex

"And for lunch I had a chickpea salad sandwich, and then...." Your partner gets into bed. They start kissing your neck. They start copping a feel. They’re headed toward third. And you’re wondering if...

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The Lusty Vegan Date Night Idea: Create Your Sexual Bucket List

"...Have sex in my childhood bedroom. Have sex wearing a football helmet. Have sex wearing a football helmet in my childhood bedroom." My manfriend and I watch too many movies. I guess it’s easy to...

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